The longest sentence uttered by SP yet

Prepare yourself for another toilet cum poo-poo joke.

We were all in bed after our nightly routine bedtime reading. It was a new Chinese book I just bought about a mouse which wanted an apple from the tree and along came different animals (bird, monkey, elephant, giraffe, rhino) which plucked an apple each from the tree. So I started asking a string of comprehension-like questions with no. 1 to practice his Mandarin, like how did the giraffe reach for the apple, etc. I didn't mean to leave out No. 2, but thought that he was half-asleep given his stillness. Like his usual assertive self, No. 2 decided to get into the act and show off his language skills, "I throw Mama in[to] the toilet bowl .. there's snake, cockroach, poo-poo, everything, insect. And I flush. Oh, no more Mama (breaks into laughter)".

No wonder, little girls don't play much with little boys.